Noeli Guilherme
83
BR
Guilherme
ST
37
79pac
85sho
80pas
87dri
38def
66phy

83Noeli Guilherme

  • 179 CM
  • 77 KG
  • NATIONALITY: Brazilian
  • ISSUED: June 06, 2026

This Brazilian maestro strikes with terrifying power and surgical attacking intelligence, though she completely forgets how to use her head once the ball leaves the grass. To get into the zone, she insists on eating exactly three cold cocktail onions in the locker room, a bizarre ritual that leaves her teammates both confused and silently terrified. With mesmerizing skills and elite finishing, she glides past defenders to slot home clinical goals with unwavering calm.

Right foot
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GK
  • Matches Played63
  • Goals91
  • Goals/901.95
  • xG/902.09
  • Assists20
  • Yellow Cards0
  • Red Cards0
pace
79
ACCELERATION
81
SPRINT SPEED
77
shooting
85
ATTACKING IQ
99
FINISHING
91
SHOT POWER
96
LONG SHOTS
88
PENALTIES
94
WEAK FOOT
41
passing
80
GROUND PASS
83
LOFTED PASS
68
THROUGH PASS
85
CROSSING
66
CURVE
80
FREE KICKS
99
dribbling
87
CLOSE DRIBBLING
92
SPRINT DRIBBLING
83
FIRST TOUCH
73
AGILITY
90
BALANCE
87
SKILLS
95
defending
38
DEFENSIVE IQ
43
STAND TACKLE
39
SLIDE TACKLE
37
JOCKEYING
34
INTERCEPTIONS
34
BLOCKING
40
physicality
66
JUMPING
83
STRENGTH
64
AGGRESSION
61
STAMINA
93
HEADING
27