85Robert Bande

• 179 CM
• 84 KG
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• ISSUED: June 21, 2026

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This lightning-quick Burkinabé powerhouse dominates the midfield with terrifying strength and a velvet first touch that leaves defenders sprawling. He famously insists on juggling a raw onion for exactly two minutes before kickoff, leaving his bewildered teammates to gag in the locker room while he thrives on their discomfort. His arrogance on the ball is only matched by his bizarre habit, though no one dares mock his brilliance while he is dismantling their opposition.