82Mircea Stancu

• 174 CM
• 82 KG
• NATIONALITY:
• ISSUED: July 02, 2026

• RARE
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This charismatic Romanian winger dazzles with electrifying speed and thunderous long-range strikes, though he often struggles to stay engaged tactically. To settle his nerves, he insists on balancing a single unpeeled banana on his forehead for exactly ten seconds before kickoff, a bizarre ritual his teammates greet with a mix of bewildered stares and superstitious silence. Despite his shaky positioning, he remains an unstoppable force once the ball is at his feet.