86Mario Stalder

• 174 CM
• 80 KG
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• ISSUED: June 19, 2026

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This Swiss defensive dynamo dominates the pitch with explosive sliding tackles and an almost supernatural ability to read the game. Despite his immense physicality and aggressive style, he must tie his left shoelace backwards three times before every kickoff, a bizarre ritual that leaves his teammates shaking their heads in amused disbelief. While he sometimes over-complicates situations due to sheer enthusiasm, he remains an almost impossible obstacle to bypass.