81Oswald Ullmann

• 181 CM
• 81 KG
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• ISSUED: June 04, 2026

• RARE
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This flamboyant German striker explodes past defenders with divine verticality and blistering acceleration, even if his first touch sometimes makes him look like he is handling a beach ball. Before kickoff, he insists on wearing a unicorn mask during warmups to find focus, which makes his teammates roll their eyes while still banking on his goals. Despite the clunky technique, his thunderous finishing guarantees he stays firmly in the spotlight.