84Emanuel Álvarez

• 179 CM
• 78 KG
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• ISSUED: June 11, 2026

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This flamboyant Argentine striker dances past defenders with velvet touch and clinical finishing, though he famously trundles across the pitch with the pace of a Sunday jogger. To steady his nerves, he insists on balancing a single unpeeled lemon on his head in the tunnel, a bizarre ritual that leaves his teammates both baffled and terrified. Despite his glacial speed, his aerial dominance and pinpoint penalties make him an inevitable nightmare for every keeper.