85Teofilo Marchetti

• 180 CM
• 78 KG
• NATIONALITY:
• ISSUED: July 04, 2026

• EPIC
• Maupizzano10

This Argentine marksman dances past defenders with velvet feet and rockets thunderous finishes into the net, though his top-end pace often leaves him chasing the play. To stay sharp, he insists on balancing a single unpeeled banana on his forehead for exactly sixty seconds before kickoff, a bizarre ritual his bewildered teammates simply endure in silence. He is a lethal force of nature who combines clinical aerial prowess with an instinctive genius for finding the goal.