85Antoni Taboada

• 184 CM
• 87 KG
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• ISSUED: July 13, 2026

• EPIC
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• POTENTIAL 87-91

This lightning-fast Spanish maestro dances through defenses with elite dribbling, though his attempts from distance often sail harmlessly into the stands. Before every kickoff, he insists on balancing a lukewarm espresso cup on his forehead for sixty seconds, a bizarre ritual his teammates watch with a mix of genuine terror and constant eye-rolls. His arrogance on the pitch is backed by a relentless drive to humiliate anyone foolish enough to stand in his path.