84Allan Mutua

• 186 CM
• 84 KG
• NATIONALITY:
• ISSUED: July 29, 2026

• RARE
• XqRs

Standing as an impenetrable wall, this Kenyan colossus blends lightning speed with a ruthless aggression that makes attackers fear for their boots. He remains absolutely convinced of his own god-tier status, provided he taps each corner flag three times while wearing his lucky left sock inside-out—a ritual his teammates endure only because his masterclass defensive IQ saves their necks every single week. Despite his aerial dominance in terms of spring, his complete inability to head the ball correctly is a comedy of errors that his fellow defenders have long stopped questioning.