85Kurt Sjölander

• 185 CM
• 81 KG
• NATIONALITY:
• ISSUED: July 13, 2026

• LEGEND
• AcTiii0oN

This swaggering Swedish colossus is an immovable defensive force who dominates the air and traps attackers in his suffocating jockeys with ease. He refuses to take the pitch unless he balances a raw egg on his forehead for exactly ten seconds, leaving his teammates rolling their eyes as they navigate around the yolk-covered floor. Despite his occasional lapses in concentration, he remains the most arrogant and impenetrable barrier on the backline.