89Nicanor Noriega

• 176 CM
• 83 KG
• NATIONALITY:
• ISSUED: June 21, 2026

• EPIC
• afko

This Argentine maestro glides past defenders with arrogant ease, often pausing mid-dribble just to stare down a humiliated center-back. Once, he famously refused to take a penalty because he wanted to chip the ball over the keeper while blindfolded just to see if he could. While his finishing and flair are world-class, his occasionally stubborn refusal to track back serves as the only reminder that he is actually human.