83Fabio Moretti

• 184 CM
• 81 KG
• NATIONALITY:
• ISSUED: June 08, 2026

• RARE
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This lightning-fast Argentine striker dominates the air with a vertical leap that defies physics, even if he often fumbles his headers when the pressure mounts. He insists on eating a single, perfectly ripe yellow banana while sitting backward on a toilet in the away dressing room before every game, a bizarre ritual that leaves his bewildered teammates struggling to keep a straight face. With a lethal shot and explosive acceleration, he turns every match into a playground of skill, provided he manages to keep his shaky balance in check.