87Joa Santander

• 177 CM
• 86 KG
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• ISSUED: June 06, 2026

• EPIC
• Rozetka_tarantola

This lightning-fast Argentine winger glides past defenders with hypnotic dribbling, though his occasional heavy first touch makes him a chaos agent even for his own team. He refuses to step onto the pitch unless he has first aggressively licked the soles of his boots to "taste the grass," a bizarre ritual that leaves his teammates both confused and terrified. Despite his slightly unrefined positioning, his ferocious shot power turns every foray forward into a terrifying test for any goalkeeper.