87Joseph Blommaert

• 179 CM
• 83 KG
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• ISSUED: July 06, 2026

• EPIC
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This Belgian engine is a defensive fortress who treats every pitch like a barricade, though he sometimes needs a moment to reach top gear when tracking back. He once famously stopped a practice game to measure a perfect slide tackle angle, only to successfully dispossess his own coach mid-speech. With relentless aggression and an uncanny nose for interceptions, he makes attacking midfielders wish they had stayed home.