84Ernest Boyko

• 176 CM
• 86 KG
• NATIONALITY:
• ISSUED: June 25, 2026

• RARE
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This Belarusian whirlwind is a terrifying physical specimen who rockets down the flank with unstoppable aggression, though his occasional lapses in defensive positioning often keep his teammates on edge. To get in the zone, he insists on juggling a raw onion for exactly three minutes before kickoff, leaving the entire squad weeping but somehow ready for battle. His relentless stamina and explosive speed make him a constant menace, even if his questionable stand-tackling technique leaves everyone holding their breath.