80Joana Coelho

• 180 CM
• 78 KG
• NATIONALITY:
• ISSUED: July 21, 2026

• RARE
• Scrat_82_
• POTENTIAL 83-85

This flamboyant Angolan dynamo tears through defensive lines with lightning speed and lethal attacking intuition, though her tendency to trip over her own feet in high-pressure dribbles keeps the crowd guessing. Before every kickoff, she meticulously arranges exactly seven blades of grass in a heart shape inside the penalty spot, leaving teammates both baffled and mesmerized by her eccentricity. She is a true force of nature who treats every match as a grand stage.