85Alisa Ramazanova

• 189 CM
• 87 KG
• NATIONALITY:
• ISSUED: July 05, 2026

• EPIC
• NuckChorris

This flamboyant Russian center-back dominates the pitch with blistering pace and impenetrable aerial presence, though her occasional lack of aggression can leave teammates baffled. Before kickoff, she insists a teammate balances a sandwich cookie on her head, standing stone-still until it falls to guarantee defensive luck, leaving the entire squad both bewildered and entertained. It is a bizarre ritual that has become locker room folklore, even if everyone thinks she has finally lost her mind.