88Laurindo Borrego

• 177 CM
• 83 KG
• NATIONALITY:
• ISSUED: June 09, 2026

• EPIC
• Pedrosb

This tireless Portuguese defensive engine dominates the pitch with ferocious tackles and a supernatural ability to win headers, though his occasionally reckless aggression sometimes leaves his team exposed. To focus before kickoff, he insists on loudly reciting nursery rhymes to his left boot while teammates try to look away from the bizarre spectacle. He remains an unstoppable force, covering every blade of grass with relentless intensity.