86Dany Simonet

• 187 CM
• 87 KG
• NATIONALITY:
• ISSUED: July 01, 2026

• EPIC
• TheDonHaytch

This fiery French striker blurs the line between speed and chaos, using his thunderous shot and blistering pace to dismantle defenses before they can react. To lock in his lethal focus, he insists on loudly reciting nursery rhymes in the dressing room while holding a rubber duck, a bizarre ritual his teammates greet with a mix of terrified silence and earplugs. While he possesses world-class attacking instincts and movement, he frequently struggles to win headers due to his inexplicable fear of airborne leaps.