88Kai Bach

• 175 CM
• 79 KG
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• ISSUED: July 12, 2026

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With lightning speed and a touch as silky as his attitude, this Danish winger treats defenders like training cones while openly laughing at their desperate attempts to stop him. He once refused to take a penalty because he deemed the opposing goalkeeper too pathetic to bother shooting against, opting instead to chip the ball over him from thirty yards just to prove a point. While his arrogance is matched only by his brilliant finishing, he occasionally loses interest in the game when things become too easy for his liking.