82Clem Armitage

• 170 CM
• 74 KG
• NATIONALITY:
• ISSUED: June 21, 2026

• RARE
• NeVarK

With explosive acceleration and flamboyant flair, this English winger dances past defenders as if the ball is glued to his boots, though his occasionally heavy first touch can turn magic into mayhem. To center his nerves, he insists on wearing his left sock inside-out and rubbing a cold digestive biscuit against his forehead, leaving his teammates both baffled and slightly terrified. His electric pace makes him a match-winner, even if he remains a walking logistical headache for the kit manager.