85Geon-U Namgung

• 182 CM
• 83 KG
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• ISSUED: July 12, 2026

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This lightning-fast striker cuts through defenses with clinical arrogance, though he inexplicably refuses to challenge for headers. Before kickoff, he must kiss his own shin guards exactly three times to guarantee a goal, a bizarre ritual his bewildered teammates simply endure in silence. His mesmerizing dribbling and cold-blooded finishing ensure he remains the most insufferable yet essential player on the pitch.