88Bauke Bruins

• 183 CM
• 85 KG
• NATIONALITY:
• ISSUED: July 07, 2026

• EPIC
• Dinaor1991

This assertive Dutch striker blends explosive speed with a predatory attacking IQ, though he remains notoriously allergic to aerial duels. Before kickoff, he insists on balancing a single unpeeled banana on his forehead for exactly sixty seconds, a bizarre ritual that leaves his teammates alternating between bewilderment and fits of laughter. Once the whistle blows, his clinical finishing makes every weird moment worth it.